From the link above:
"Space Force members have an official new name: Guardians, Vice President Mike Pence announced Friday.
"Soldiers, sailors, airmen, Marines and Guardians will be defending our nation for generations to come," Pence said during a ceremony to commemorate the Space Force's 1st birthday, coming up on Dec. 20."
Oh. OH. Now I'm SO sorry I retired before I got to have fun with this.
It's perfect as it is, but I know I can make it better. I feel the "Acting 1SG Lawes Reads The Morning Formation Announcements" typing itself already.
Update 12/19: And, yep, here it is.