"That’s the latest coronavirus-tinged health warning from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, as the rodents that have been starved of restaurant leftovers these past two months make themselves known.
In a species evolutionarily adapted to resort to cannibalism during hard times, the CDC is warning of “unusual or aggressive rodent behavior” stemming from their lockdown starvation diet."
Oh My Fucking God.
This is...c'mon, it's been less than a decade since the LAST outbreak of Cannibal Plague Rats - on a boat! - but this time it's with Actual Plague.
So I'm calling it right here, right now, and you better damn well remember I did so because I want the credit when it actually happens:
"Cannibal Rats versus Murder Hornets! This Sunday on SYFY Channel!"
THIS is the sort of entertainment we need.
Egged on by the head rat, the Chito-headed rodent-in-chief in the White House.
ReplyDeleteIs that Sally Rand being chewed on?